He calls Nietzsche "G", which means "gangster" in rap culture. Guy Fawkes vs The Joker/Rap Meanings; Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons; Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 44; Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History 13; Abraham Lincoln; Videos. Voltaire himself rejected groups that supported conformity such as the Catholic Church and the French ruling class, and therefore deems himself qualified to target Confucius, who taught conformist ideas, including adherence to tradition, obedience and respect to elders and authority, and the honoring of ancestors.). I wouldn't exactly call myself a student of this plebe. your followers stem right from the source. [repeated twice], (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "French drip with the egg-noodle hair."). (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I have turned them on themselves. However, Socrates says that Sun Tzu is not very good at rapping and his soldiers will be shocked by his loss.). He had the habit of making people aware of their own ignorance by asking them to explain the meaning of things they thought they knew, such as justice or piety. I'm Voltaire; I'm fucking fabulous, bitch! Hand you an ass-whipping our descendants will honor for generations! (Western minds of the past made many important discoveries in medicine. It has 32 battles so far. And now it is the Eastern Philosophers to counter their opponents. I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium. In the midst of this chaos lies our opportunity! (Continuing his attempt to cease the argument between Nietzsche and Socrates, he reminds them that they must rap battle the Eastern philosophers, Voltaire makes a series of puns using the vocabulary of enlightenment in reference to the Enlightened (les Lumières in French), the name of Voltaire's movement of philosophers, whose motto was to "enlighten the people with logic and knowledge".). The most Erb families were found in the USA in 1880. (Ugh!) He produced many works in almost every literary form, including plays, poems, novels, essays, and historical and scientific works. ), This type of arrogance is sure to be expected, (The Eastern philosophers were expecting the Western philosophers to boast as they just did. Nobody wants to touch your handy-dandy-notebook, A nihilist is someone who follows nihilism, which is the belief that all religious and moral values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. This of course alludes to the Golden Rule, a thesis in communal philosophy known as the law of reciprocity, which was touched upon by both Lao Tzu and Confucius, although is most normally attributed to Confucius.). (Medusa was the most well known of the three Gorgons, a snake-haired Greek mythological monster who turned whoever stares into her gaze to stone. Chinese people, like the Eastern Philosophers.). It literally means "I don't like this". (Nietzsche answers Socrates again, saying that they'll ultimately confirm who will destroy whom in the rap battle. ERB Wiki Title: Founder Joined the wiki on: May 7, 2011 ERB Wiki Edits: 6 Ranked on the ERB Wiki #100 ERB Wiki Database; Accounts; Battle Information; Phineas Flynn29789 is a former user that created the ERB Wiki from a facebook profile that was connected to wiki. 199 votes, 20 comments. "), (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Sun Tzu, I'll be picking apart your Wu with my Method, Man!" (A warmonger is a person who advocates war, as Sun Tzu's teaching indirectly lead to a lot of war in later times. Confucius refers to the term as tradition, as the one of him teaching is about following the tradition and ritual, or li (禮). He wrote more than 20,000 letters and more than 2,000 books and pamphlets, meaning he will make more insults towards his opponents than the amount of his written works combined.). (Nietzsche would be a very hard word to spell in a spelling bee, due to the fact that it is pronounced as /NEET-shuh/, very different to how it is actually spelled. Is a world full of debauchery, guillotines and fucking swastikas! Confucius is known for having large eyebrows in sketches and portraits that droop down the side of his face.). Edit. 1 Hillary Clinton: 2 Donald Trump: 3 Abe Lincoln: 4 Scrapped lyrics 4.1 Hillary Clinton: 4.2 Donald Trump: 4.3 Hillary Clinton: 4.4 Bernie Sanders: 4.5 Donald Trump: 4.6 Bernie Sanders: 4.7 Donald Trump: 4.8 Ronald Reagan: 5 References I've been in this game too long; I'm a public servant! We've got the wisdom and the wit that even I couldn't question! But you need to fill your bowl with some shit that makes some sense! In 2016, Greely was invited to helped write Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin and Tony â¦ (edited by A Fandom user) 0. 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Confucius once said that one should respect one's ancestor; since the Eastern philosophers are older than the Western philosophers, Confucius suggests the West should respect the East, rather than dis them.). That two dudes on the same team should squabble like some fucking chickens? This chaos is our opportunity! You flubbed the mission; I'm beating your submissive ass into submission! Voltaire says that Confucius will do the same to him.). Erbe in 1320, in Konstanz, a city on the Swiss border. ... Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium. (Sun Tzu's biggest influence is the aforementioned The Art of War, which is a book full of tactical aspects meant for battle but is applicable on daily events. The language used in early writings of the Eastern Philosophers were also distincted and more difficult to understand comparing the current language used among Chinese people.). Nietzsche was known to be one of these, so he calls himself the flyest one, or the most superior. Before you continue, please make sure to follow our rules here. Epic Rap Battles of History (ERB) is a YouTube web series and music project created by Peter "Nice Peter" Shukoff and Lloyd "EpicLLOYD" Ahlquist.The series pits historical and pop culture figures against one another in a rap battle format. Edit. The series features famous historical and pop culture figures, both fictional and non-fictional, rapping against one another. VERSUS! 1 Donald Trump: 2 Joe Biden: 3 Donald Trump: 4 Joe Biden: 5 Donald Trump: 6 Joe Biden: 7 Russian hackers: 8 Joe Biden: 9 Russian hackers: 10 Joe Biden: 11 References It's the DJT, gettin' it on, (Donald Trump has often included his middle initial (J.) In this version, Voltaire asks who he would insult, to which Nietzsche responds it would be Lao Tzu.). (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I'll not be taught camaraderie from a frog who rigged the lottery!"). Xtreme Rap Battles 2; The Hulk vs Popeye. The "or even during" is because both of the latter Vader Vs Hitler matches show that the backgrounds in the â¦ (To boil down something means to bring something to its most basic state. Plebe, bitch? When I squat down and drop a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu! This rap â¦ This is also a play on words, as a yeast infection is an illness in which the yeast Candida, normally symbiotic in the human body, goes into overgrowth and causes a range of symptoms, such as thrush and varying degrees of irritation in both genders. Epic Rap Battles of History, officially shortened to ERB or ERBoH, is a YouTube video series created by Peter Shukoff (Nice Peter) and Lloyd Ahlquist (EpicLLOYD). Their chaos' our opportunity! His channel can be found here. When I squat down and drop a Tao of Pooh on who? You wanna make it like that? Sacré bleu, Socrates! He used to have an account on the ERB Wiki called Skaterboy163, which he later disabled. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! (Honoring one's ancestors is one of the bases of Confucius' teachings. (Voltaire continues his previous clause by insulting the intelligence and clothing of the Eastern Philosophers. And I'm a freethinker, so confronting conformists like you? Finally, Confucius mocks Voltaire's looks, saying that his hair is stringy like egg noodles. This is the second rap battle featuring fictional book characters. It features Sega's fast mascot, Sonic the Hedgehog, rapping against Nintendo's Italian hero, Mario. Oh no, I'm scared, we got this guy, Stevie, Getting ready to harm us with his elementary. You're pitiful lyrically. We filled a nation with patience and the presence for living, (The Eastern philosophers believe that they have made their nation, China, a better place with their teachings, which students in China continue to learn.). (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Laozi, kick the beat; now Confucius, drop some bars! The line could be implying that Confucius simply submitted to Huan after not reaching his goal. Niko Bellic vs John Marston. The most impressive thing you ever did was rip off your own lottery! "), You make a mockery of ethics, so keep your nose inside your coffee! Captain Crunch vs Blackbeard. just a man in a costume and now i am sending you yto your fate. Socrates is saying although Sun Tzu is a mighty warrior, he finds him laughable.). / BEGIN / Cool mustache, Wario / Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo / â¦ (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And you'll never hold a candle to the wisdom we've written!"). Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons is a fan-made (popular) version of Epic Rap Battles of History. (Nietzsche challenges the Eastern Philosophers to have better raps than their philosophical writings, which he belittles. Season 4. The Erb family name was found in the USA, the UK, Canada, and Scotland between 1840 and 1920. / VERSUS! Slenderman vs Enderman is the 10th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies.It features famous Minecraft mob, Enderman, battling the famous Creepypasta it's based off of, Slender Man, to see who is the better tall, powerful being.It was uploaded March 18th, 2013. Gallery Rap Meanings. And I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee! I have turned them on ourselves. (???) ), You egg noodle hair, what are you doing with your egg noodle hair? Chan is known for his impressive and often comedic fighting style. Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps. We're better thinkers, better speakers, better lovers, better men! ), (This is a play on the words "candid", meaning truthful, and Candide, a French satirical novel written by Voltaire. (Sun Tzu demeans the Western Philosophers' verse. It was started back in September 10, 2012 when Cam and Jordan decided to make a rap battle. The second Greek usage is used as a pun and reference to Socrates coming from Greece.). This implies a person is more in deeds than in words, and saying the Western philosophers' boasting aren't effective; the reason is explained in the next line.). Edit. 391. pages. Socrates is saying that the Eastern philosophers have only brought weak lyrics to battle the Western philosophers who are assembled to "pimp slap" (backhand slap) the Eastern philosophers and educate them, like a symposium might. In 1840 there were 72 Erb families living in Pennsylvania. Nietzsche was primarily known of all things to be an incredible thinker while Socrates gave many speeches to his students and Voltaire was known for being rather suave and had frequent sex with many women. You lack control of yourselves and of the mic, (As previously stated, the Western team cannot control themselves nor have balance according to the Eastern philosophers, and the same goes for when they are rapping. He is telling Nietzsche to ask for some privacy while simultaneously telling him to suck his dick.). Nietzsche, you're the one who killed God, so I gotta ask: (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And you killed God, so I gotta ask:"). Since Socrates is from Ancient Greece and did not wear proper footwear, he uses a sandal instead of a sock. A pandemonium is a wild uproar or unrestrained disorder and a word originating from Ancient Greek. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 3. People with fairer skin are also more susceptible to sunburn.). Lao Tzu! (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "You're pitiful lyrically. About âGuy Fawkes vs. Che Guevaraâ This is the second rap battle of Season 6 which came out on May 4th 2019. That two dudes on the same team should squabble like some clucking chickens? (Symposium, in this case, has two meanings. I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants! By the time his tricks were discovered, he had amassed 1 million francs. Epic Rap Battle Parodies is an ERB tribute series owned by Nathan Provost, WalkAwesomeMovies, SethIsMe, Freshy Kanal, and SuperThingsOnCups which was originally created on December 23rd, 2012 and rebooted on August 22nd, 2020.. I have turned them on themselves. Welcome to the community! RAP MEANINGS Michael Myers â Verse 1 âGo on back to the ice rink, youâre a goalie out of luck.â (This is in reference to the fact that Jason wears a hockey mask, and that his franchise is called Friday the 13th, which is considered a day of bad luck, and also happens to be Jasonâs birthday.) Epic Rap Battle Parodies 2. This is a pun on the literal definition of "sick". Lao Tzu, I don't mean to show you disrespect, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "(Ugh!) He bought the rights to what became MS-DOS on or about 1979 from Tim Patterson's Seattle Computer Products. Another interpretation is that Thor may be telling Zeus to call his boy, or son, Hercules for help defeating him, as Zeus has needed Hercules' help before to defeat tough enemies.). Eventually, Cam collab with the Co-Owner of Epic Rap Battle Parodies, Nathan Provost with the battle Tobuscus vs Pewdiepie. Uncle Grandpa vs Granny Smith is the fourth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Randomness series and the fourth installment of Season 1. (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "When I squat down and squeeze out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu!"). This line is also a reference to Method Man, an American rapper who is best known as being a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Light (born October 28th, 2001) is a rapper who joined the Epic Rap Battle Parodies crew in 2020. Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg. But first I'll squat down and drop a Dao of Pooh on Lao Tzu! Rap Meanings. Help us grow ERBParodies Wiki. And it all starts with you: you're the father, Socrates! ("Me no rikey" is a stereotypical phrase used to mock Chinese people learning English, as they often cannot pronounce the "L" sound properly. Irate Gamer. Socrates says that his language and thought will go further than and be better than Sun Tzu's.). Voltaire is making a pun off of this by telling Socrates that, in all honesty, he should not be picking a fight with him.). Lao Tzu also tells Sun Tzu to step off by making a direct reference to Move Bitch (Get Out the Way), a song by Ludacris. But remember a bowl is useful when empty. People. (Socrates, now angered by Nietzsche's line in which he calls him a plebe, doesn't believe he is a plebe, claiming his raps are toxic like hemlock, a poisonous drink that was given to him during his execution and killed him with a sip.). (They believe the Western philosophers are disrespectful, which makes them unwise and disgraceful. "Holding fortune cookies" means everyone in the battle can hold Confucius's balls, mainly because they're lower than him. An example of this comes from one of his quotes, "Let the king be a king, the minister a minister, the father a father and the son a son". Classic editor History Comments Share. Gallery Rap Meanings. Nietzsche is calling Socrates a poor citizen of no importance. (Voltaire encourages to have Socrates "teach" Nietzsche "Greek wrestling," an innuendo meaning sexual intercourse based on the actual Ancient Greek sport. As stated in the Analects by Confucius, the quote "In the application of the rites, harmony is to be prized" implies one should not argue over small things. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 5. Originally, Nietzsche's name was misspelled, likely due to Peter not having the correct spelling yet memorized or written in front of him during the demo recording.). Continuing from the previous line, Nietzsche is saying he will take a shit on, or insult and demoralize, Lao Tzu.). Socrates mentions that it is lucky that Sun Tzu didn't write The Art of Rapping as he believes it would mislead people, as Sun Tzu is bad at rapping.). You need to take control of the life you're given! He claims this will give his team an advantage, i.e. Come, let's blind these Chinese heinies with some shiny bright enlightenment! Eyeless Jack Edit. (Voltaire says he will use his sharp wit, or intelligence, to impale Confucius. (To "put someone/thing in its place" means to make them more humble or less arrogant. Here, however, he claims that not even he will question the fact that his team has wisdom and wit.). ), Yo, where in the tradition of rap battles is it written, (Confucius rhetorically asks about the structure of rap battles and how…). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The Westerners boast that while their philosophy ascends, the Easterner's descendants are lost and confused, as well as having lost their ancient culture throughout reforms in the May Fourth Movement, with disoriented being a pun on "Oriental," meaning "of East Asian descent." (The Western team states that it is obvious the Eastern team isn't on the same level of intelligence as them.). Guy Fawkes vs The Joker/Rap Meanings < Guy Fawkes vs The Joker. Now that we've covered the two Yin and Yang twins, I can move on to Jackie Chan! VERSUS! While we use precise strikes to disrupt your concentration! I'll show you I rap faster Sun Tzu is telling Confucius that he has control issues, but if he wishes to control things so badly…). These white boys getting burned 'cause guess what? Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. The West will use their advantage in medicinal knowledge to remove the Eastern philosophers, who they claim are a disease. Additionally, "knee" and "chi" together form a pun on Nietzsche's name. (Voltaire was a friend of Ben Franklin. It is active as of March 14, 2014 and was released on Feburary 22, 2013. Joe Edit. Seeing as how most of us don't know the lyrics as well as ERB, can you guys PLEASE make Rap Meanings pages? Sacré bleu, I'm the one you'll kowtow to, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Oh I'll give you something you can bow and kowtow to,", originally being said by Voltaire.). "), Free speech don't mean that you must keep yapping. D&D Beyond (Since Socrates is billed as the one who started philosophy in the West, he is also to blame for the implied failures of Nietzsche and Voltaire. He deleted the facebook account, meaning he can no longer use his account. See, I have turned them on themselves. Nietzsche states that Lao Tzu's teachings are, in fact, invalid.). Secondly, a symposium was a drinking party held in Ancient Greece and was also the title of a work by Plato, Socrates' most famous student. Furthermore, Confucius also wrote a book titled the Book of Rites, which is a compiled collection of texts describing social forms, administration, and ceremonial rites.). Epic Rap Battle Parodies 3. making shish kebabs, or sticks with meat and vegetables on them. He was also said to be the minister to King Helü, the ruler of Wu. The mad gadfly, philosophy was my invention! Furthermore, it may also reference Sun Tzu's birth name, which was Sun Wu. "Frog" is a slang term for a French person, usually used in a derogatory manner. 555), king of Gwent and Glywysing; Surname. Abraham Erb (1772â1830), American-born Canadian settler; Albrecht Erb (1628â1714), Austrian clockmaker; Charles F. Erb (1902â1952), American football player and coach; Christopher Erb (born 1972), American marketer; David Erb (born 1923), retired jockey; Dilman Kinsey Erb (1857â1936), Canadian politician The series originally started on December 23rd, 2012 by its original creators JMB and Nathan Provost. Confucius say you can all hold these fortune cookies! Guy Fawkes: En garde! He also references the book that he wrote titled, Tao Te Ching or The Way of Life. (Apart from being a philosopher, Voltaire was also a writer. Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack/Rap Meanings < Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack. The line thus also serves to mock this addiction. I'll smack that warmongering head out of your to-go box hat! Confucius makes a pun on the "Third Reich", another way of saying Nazi Germany, and the aforementioned phrase, stating that Nietzsche inspired hatred as he was an influence for Adolf Hitler. Xtreme Rap Battles 4; Mr Trololo vs Rick Roll. Every battle, in some way, has a connection that links the figures used. (Socrates is often known as the father of philosophy. You Westerners are sloppy, needing discipline in life. ), Lao Tzu, drop a beat; Confucius, show these fools what's up! Now watch the masters rebut. This is the final battle of Season 2 of ERB. It means the fate of these ancients is about to be seen! ("Sacré bleu" is an antiquated, stereotypical French profanity which equates to "God damn it" in English. The characters portrayed are often determined by suggestions from viewers in the comments sections of the channel's videos. What Confucius says here is that Sun Tzu should not dis him, as now Confucius disses him back. Because of this, he was described by his student Plato as a "gadfly", annoying the placid Athenian citizens like a gadfly annoys the horses. It is also a play on words that Lao is full of bull (bowl) shit.). (These lyrics were a freestyle by Nice Peter for Zach Sherwin to place his own lyrics in later, consisting mainly of Voltaire proclaiming his nationality and eccentricity.). Absentee Actor: Lloyd has pretty frequently been absent as a rapper, though any time this is the case, he'll still pop up in the background playing a non-participant such as Carl Sagan or John McCain.Peter, meanwhile, had taken part in every battle without fail all the way up until Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe, where both Lloyd and Peter played cameo roles. It was released on April 7, 2014. 1 Skrillex: 2 Mozart: 3 Skrillex: 4 Mozart: 5 Scrapped lyrics 5.1 Mozart: 5.2 Skrillex: My name is Skrillex, man! Explore ERBParodies Wiki. Now, the Sun's out! An idea often associated with him is that the wisest man is the one who's aware of his own ignorance. Socrates introduces himself in the battle first, because he is the (self-proclaimed) best of the Western Philosophers.). Epic Rap Battle Parodies 2; Niko Bellic vs John Marston. / RASPUTIN! Socrates is saying that someone who cheated should not be telling others how to get along.). Contents . So here's the real golden rule: I'm way above you weak rookies! And you'll never hold a candle to the wisdom we've written! A lyrical pun is made with Confucius' name.). Cowabunga! He is challenging the Westerners to start a war against him knowing he'll win even if they used firearms.). Voltaire was born in France, so he interjects by saying he's the French member of the group and, being the more optimistic, lighthearted and freethinking of the three, is humble by titling himself as a henchman of the other two.). "Barack Obama vs â¦ ERBParodies Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 4. On a deeper level, Voltaire had an extreme coffee addiction, apparently drinking 50-72 cups per day. And get it boiled down to its essentials till it's evident! BEGIN! Professor Oak vs Charles Darwin is the 7th episode of Video Game Rap Battles.It features Pokemon character, Professor Oak against famous naturalist, Charles Darwin to see which evolution related professor is better. Crazy Horse was a Native American war leader alluded to as another joke about Chinese people's struggle with the English language, which includes the unintentional skipping of words of lesser importance to a sentence. A spit is a rod used to stick through meat when roasting it over a fire, i.e. (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "(Ugh!) You're supposed to be the tough one, dude, what happened? This is a wiki about the Epic Rap Battles of History that anyone can edit. (A pun on Sun Tzu's name, comparing himself to the Sun which is very hot. In the battle, he also snuck up on the Western philosophers fighting, referencing the fact that he valued the use of espionage to help win wars and dedicated an entire chapter of his book to it.). (Best Western is a hotel chain. Chang, or "zhàng," is a Chinese unit of measurement equivalent to about 3.58 meters. Tropes used to describe these combatants should be within the context of the raps. The 38th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. Their chaos is our opportunity! (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I have turned them on themselves. Sun Tzu, I'll be picking apart your Wu with my method, man! In Taoism, it also mentions that you should go with the flow but this time…). This was about 81% of all the recorded Erb's in the USA. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It was released March 1st, 2014. Double Meaning: As Zach Sherwin explains in the behind the scenes video, when Teresa calls herself an "MC", it is both a reference to her organization, the Missionaries of Charity, and a reference to the fact that "MC" is a term for a rapper. What does Erb mean? (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I'll smack that warmongering head out of your to-go box hat!"). (Using the "Confucius say" joke, Confucius says not to trust Nietzsche because of his unusual fondness for horses. Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps. Here, he claims that the actual golden rule is that he is the better of both Sun Tzu and Lao Tzu, and that Lao Tzu's Golden Rule is wrong.). Why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face? ), Oh, I'm delighted by their writing; such charming little thoughts, (Voltaire remarks his entertainment in reading the Eastern Philosophers' writings, "charming" being used sarcastically, in this case meaning underdeveloped and immature compared to the Western Philosophers.). What happens when you take historical figures, popular media personalities, and fictional characters, and have them pair off and compete against each other... in rap contests?. 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